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Vuvuzela – the World Cup South Africa crazy horn !!!

Blow it when you are watching FIFA’s World Cup.

  • A very loud stadium horn.
  • It’s kind of sounds like an elephant.
  • Use by blowing into small mouthpiece and makes very loud noise.
  • It could drives your neighbors nuts!
  • It could drives your wife nuts!
  • It could makes your kids happy!
  • It could makes all of you exciting.

* Words taken from an ebay post description from a Hong Kong seller.

2004 Olympics list

I just came across an old notebook, with a random stuff and lists. I love making lists. They are my attack plan, short and long term.

2004 Olympics list of Absurdities

  • • Beer commercials about jogging. (One sure fire way to kill that buzz of beer drinking is by going jogging. Horrible idea, don’t try it.)
  • • Car commercial with a dry female surfer with a Husky dog, running to her car with a cell phone in her hand. Brilliant.
  • • ”Japan is gymnastics Super Power.” Comment made by Olympic announcer. (No need to state the obvious)
  • • All the Romanians wearing their speedo underwear on the outside of their pants. What’s that all about?